Welcome to The DORK Side, where we plunge headfirst into the Department of Random Knowledge's latest obsession: the colossal blunders of Hollywood's what-if wardrobe malfunctions. Today's arc? The biggest movie audition failures and roles actors ghosted harder than a bad Tinder date.

We're kicking off with Segment 1: The Turned-Down Titans, because nothing says "eternal regret" like waving off a role that could crown you king of the box office—or at least let you swing from a web. Picture this: in the cutthroat coliseum of casting couches (the metaphorical ones, folks, keep it clean), stars aren't born; they're forged in the fire of "nah, pass."

But here's the delicious hypocrisy— these A-listers, dripping in ego and residuals, turn down gigs that launch nobodies into orbit, only to later pine like jilted lovers at a high school reunion. Historically, this dance dates back to the silent era, when Charlie Chaplin reportedly snubbed a bit part in The Birth of a Nation because it clashed with his tramp persona, unwittingly dodging a film that's now a lightning rod for controversy. 

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