Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show, where Jesse and Sam take aim at the stars—specifically, astrology nuts. The guys gear up for an action-packed sports weekend, previewing the biggest matchups in college football and the NFL. Plus, they tackle a burning question every guy’s debated: what’s the right way to eat a Pop-Tart? Frosting first? Straight from the box? It’s about to get heated. The Local Big Time Show is a television talk show about the absurdities of everyday life. New episodes every Monday.

0:00- Intro
1:28- Monday's Are Just Miserable
10:10- Toaster Strudle vs Pop Tart
13:33- The Self Check
19:58- Astrology Nuts
24:01- College Football Preview
47:32- NFL Preview
58:17- The Price Is Right Ticket Game
1:04:10- The Price Is Right Ticket Game
1:08:18- Snack Lords
1:26:14- Couch Sesh
1:35:53- End