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leftovers.#016 - Get Those Needles Out of Your Eyes!


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This cake traveled through many dimensions through imaginary time to land in boiling water. Soupy and falling apart, this cake may induce hallucinations and delusions of pyromania. Jordan Peterson the frog is halfway proud of the boys. Time perception is a problem. Maggot ridden street food; Gunboi loves it. Vices that help ya puke. Jesus is like a pillow and the fellas dive deep into some religion. Westboro Baptist people can forever eat shit. Lead Gunboi to the source of the water. The realm of political comedy/comedians. Kiwi smashes the fourth wall and eats Willie Nelson's ice cream. Squirrel hot dogs and dogs on buns. Random explosions and Kiwi dreams of Gunboi being eviscerated. Harry Truman waves his penis for warfare. They're coming for us and bombs be comin', I hear 'em! Quantum Immortality and Alternate Realities. Gunboi gets tricked into thinking he's a college student and tricked into smoking fake weed. Fuck that fake. Concrete shapes. Tryna get the job on spice. The Gordon Ramsey of Applebee's yells at his at employees to get the needles out of their eyes and get back to work. Feed Kiwi burgers. Old lady gets boiled over a positive Red Lobster review. Leaving Cracker Barrel behind for a new southern restaurant. Dixie Stampede smells and Gunboi stomps on Tennessee and the boys plea for Daniel Boone to rescue KY. WE WANT OUR KENTUCKY SHIT BACK. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi
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