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leftovers.#017 - The Secret Life of Mr. Socko


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This cake was made by Mr. T and Sampson during Sunday church service while a Mr. Socko puppet show took place in the background. The boys low-key want Kiwi instead of Jimothy. Jer is sick of it all. Mr. T is Mr. T 24/7 and he hates kids doing drugs, fool! Always be suspicious of the person drinking milk at a bar. Sampson meets Brock and immediately begins to invade his privacy with personal questions. Brock gives Sampson an ultimatum and Sampson threatens to walk back to his house. Dopesick and gummers. Jer invites Sampson to his fudge factory and Sampson tells the boys how to bypass a roadblock. Can't break the law if ya poor, numb, and puking! Brock and Jer tell Sampson that he can't say some of the things he says and he needs to be responsible for himself.  Brock is persistent about a slow, passionate gummer. Lining up to love the pastor so hard your back teeth blow loose. Dangling deeznuts. Mr. Socko the cum-sock for Mick Foley's meat. Guy Fieri, Violent J, and Steve Harwell (Smashmouth) need a sitcom or reality series together. Sir Mix-A-Lot and variations of dat ass. The boys avoid talking about fecal activity. The love of language and wordplay. Ideas and rules changing as simple as going from street to street. The unnecessary complications the Appalachian slang adds to some words. Gordon Ramsey's anger being understood. The boys warn Superhumman that they are going to discuss him at some point in the future. HOSTS: Jimothy, Jer, Brock
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