This cake is beyond burnt and is dark to the core. Consume this cake; but don't eat it if you're at a Joe Rogan stand-up show; just stand up and start running away instead! The boys are trapped in a perpetual time loop; doomed to deconstruct and prepare the same cake over and over until their sentence has been served. Charred foods. Marshmallows and Autumn. Vacationing during the apocalypse because its uber cheap! Jesse Ventura comes in to disparage and offend everyone with a theory on the death of Anthony Bourdain. Ventura throws around lawsuits left and right and continues to spit on the dead. Kiwi has a brainfart and Jimothy reintroduces the show. Household captivity and door-2-door riots. Vultures munching on numbed, marshmallow skinned humans. Rafiki knows de wai. Jimothy introduces the show again. Some good ole fashioned mass sacrifice and genocide. The fascination of isolated tribes that still exist without outside human contact. Playing God against extinction. Laughing yourself to death; what was so funny? Joe Rogan's standup comedy literally knocks em dead and his blood-lust cannot be controlled. Battle tested Bernie Sanders calls out the limb-ripping Joe Rogan for a MMA bout. The Presidential Wrestling Federation is coming to a colony near you! The PWF is CAN'T MISS TELEVISION! Jimothy introduces the listeners once again with marshmallows. Combining coffee and Swiss Miss hot chocolate. Puking in various locations; sometimes with your dad pointing out your misfortune to his friends. Mary's free ride tickets come at a cost. Heroin toes, Siri Parrots, and Jimothy introduces the show again and the boys realize this episode is cursed. Redneck high schoolers cutting trees to block roads to dodge school. Venturaland! Carole Baskin to be on Dancing with the Stars. Jer tempts fate by wanting to own extremely dangerous animals. Exotic cat prices. Ham-Bone offends Kiwi over sloths. Jimothy tries to tell the boys about the snail that is always after you (and butchers it completely). ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Jimothy, Ham-Bone