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leftovers.#023 - Satan's Stank Tank


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A cake radiating funk like bleu cheese, it'll make you weak in the knees if ingested. Watch for the facial hair in the icing. Mr. Manson won't get out of my house and it's 2am. Serving the Foxworthy overlord to avoid being sacrificed to the children. Bernie Sanders gave the Undertaker a tombstone for his final match. "It is what it is" is the most passive form of "kill me". The glory of Zoom and Mondays. Ham-Bone and Jimothy are the Cologne Smellbois, and they're here to combat the sufferers of shitty stanks. It smells like a phone call to your mother. Being locked away in the stank tank. Huffing fecal matter versus flatulence, what's the difference really? Survive until you're elderly and earn that casket! Little Boy Blue should've left his dad alone. Money and happiness. Jimothy gets upset over a Lamborghini. The dude won't stop buying ATVs when he runs out of gasoline. Why? The boys can't leave the dookie alone. The sadness and black metal winter brings. Jimothy and Ham-Bone learn about Satan and his interests. Holding hands and skipping across the world with baby Satan. ----HOSTS: Jimothy & Ham-Bone
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