Getchu a cigarette and sit down with us! The angry, bitter, miserable, comedians. Redd Foxx spent his lifetime imitating his death. Outdated names. Holly Hatchet (pay us naow). Horror movies for animals and twisting language. Phone scammers are bottom of the barrel, and Kiwi found a YouTuber who trolls said scammers. Bananas, kiwis, bologna sauce! Small southern towns. Pretend it's a Dog ASMR. No war or gun noises for Kiwi. Smoking a cig and turning on the oven after sex. Gunboi teaches Kiwi the ways of South Park. Bad bathroom experiences with some wet cement. Lead and mercury for kids! Giant alien slaves for a conehead. Who cares when a president orders from a fast food joint? A dive into homelessness (the privileged wanna join too!). Just let the hobo shit in your bathroom, don't be rude. Normalcy can be the new mental illness! Environmental depression and depression via chemical imbalance. When an illness can be defined and broadened to the point of nothingness. Egyptian kingdoms and the lasting Ottoman Empire! Absurd alarm habits. Gunboi hates scrolls and forecasts the loss of human culture and knowledge. More and more ancient aliens coming down the Pike with their UFOs and instagram stone tablets. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi