What has one eye, long claws, caiman skin, backward feet, a mouth on its belly, and a stench so foul it could kill you? Yo mama! What has all that, but lives in the Amazon? Why, none other than the Mapinguari, of course. While the two are nearly identical, the Mapinguari tends to swallow men in a more literal sense, making it slightly more terrifying than your mom. At least the Mapinguari doesn’t ask for money afterward. Despite being more than capable of ending a human life in the blink of an eye, the Mapinguari is quite docile when unprovoked…like your mom, when she’s actually sober for a change. So come on and join us as we talk about this interesting creature that lurks through the vast rainforest. Talking about the Mapinguari, of course…not your mom’s crab.