Babies suck. Don't give me that "they're life's little miracles" shit. My friend has two and even though she loves them (I think), I'm pretty sure they're far from being miracles. Sorry Colbie, but Uncle Josh tells it like it is. At least I can say they're better than a Tiyanak. Oh, "a what?" you ask? A Tiyanak is... heh, like I'd tell you here. Click play and you'll hear everything you need to know.... was that too vague? What if I just say demon baby? Eh? Okay, okay... goblin-like creature disguised as a baby. No? How about... yes? A-ha! See what I did there? Absolutely nothing. Click play, ya silly little goose!