Buckle up, KZUP listeners, and you might want to grab a heavy-duty antihistamine for this one. On this episode of Legends and Oddities, our host, Stanley O’Brady welcomes a man who has redefined the meaning of "shedding season." Meet Bart Smythe, whose home has become a sprawling, vacuum-sealed monument to the animal kingdom.

Bart isn't just a hoarder; he is a self-appointed historian of hair. With over 93,000 bags meticulously filed, labeled, and stacked to the rafters, Bart’s collection ranges from rare alpaca dreadlocks to his prized five-gallon bucket of bison mane known affectionately as "Big Bertha." Bart needs some serious help and he may or may not be in the right place for a high-stakes family intervention! Warning: This episode may cause phantom itching. KZUP is not responsible for any sudden urges to vacuum your living room or avoid local grooming salons.