In yet another example of why Kelsey is no longer allowed to choose the movies, the 1994 Edward Zwick film Legends of the Fall is discussed and it is decided that not even hot young Brad Pitt can save us from falling into a deep despair after this viewing. Anyway, it stars Anthony Hopkins as a fabulous gay dad, as well as Aidan Quinn, Julia Ormond, and Henry Thomas. White men performing Indigenous rituals and traditions problematically, here we come!