It's ELECTION DAY!! While you're either waiting in line to vote, or already have and you need a distraction from your stress and anxiety, allow us to entertain you with our review of Aviva Drescher's memoir, Leggy Blonde. Aviva walks us through her life story, from childhood when she tragically lost a limb in a freak accident, to her mother's struggles with alcoholism, her life in Paris where she danced on tables with Cindy Crawford, her marriage with "great guy" Harry Dubin, and finally her fairytale ending with successful "nice guy" financier Reid. There's tragedy, there's courtroom drama, plus sex, lies, and rich people problems galore!

We also discuss all things going on in the Bravo universe (it's a LOT), including RHOC (snooze) and the season premier of Southern Charm. Enjoy!