The Big Bash has been rolling along in neutral while some much more exhilarating cricket content draws the eye. India's capitulated, Joe Burns is the best since Bradman, Warney's got a new hat and Ian Chappell's stuck in hotel quarantine. BBL-wise, Dan Christian's tonked the second-fastest ever fifty to pull the Sixers from the canvas and The Heat are in all sorts so Anastasia Palaszczuk has told two Strikers players that they can't come in to the State to play them. Plus Handscomb's hair and many other tangents.