Daddy, Monte and Mel bring you the first part of the sordid tale of Leonard Lake Thomas aka Lonnie Bond 0013 from the Post Office, and his accomplice Ng. We discover new ways to describe loaded potatoes while Mel and Daddy act like loaded potatoes, and while Monte doesn't tap or pull out he does do his absolute best to make us sound good (backwards in Yiddish). Grab a drink or two and pull up a chair as we tell you the tale of a really disturbing human and his equally disturbing partner - apologies in advance for the gingervitis.