• Minnesota State Legislature Shootings (an episode we released two months after recording due to Nausi’s job search)

• Naus Gets Pessimistic About Protests (ends at 4:30)

• Naus’s Third Amendment Kink (begins at 4:30)

• Falklands War Discourse

  • Nausicaä would like to apologize to the people of Argentina

• Deltarune 3&4 Thoughts

• The Return Of The Exposition Rocks

• Ebeneezer Scrooge Fit Check

• The Makuta Rock

• Lhikan Alone

• Nidhiki Fumbles Bad Bitches Harder Than Anyone Ever Has

• The Great Spirit of Civilization

• Dume As Saruman

• Social Stratification and Inferior Discs

• More Irish Le-Matoran

• Introducing Ideologies To Mata Nui’s Brain

• Communism Vaccine

• Nidhiki: Poor Little Meow Meow

• Vakama Is Anxious In Public

• Why Do They Have This Device In Metru Nui?

• Naus’s Ashitaka Demon Arm

• They Fly Now?!

• Nidhiki Found With She/Her Pronouns In Poland

• Wanking Himself With The Demon Arm

• Exerting Elvis Privilege

• I Bet It Feels Good As Hell To Fuse Disks Together

• Overthinking Spirit Stars

• Kikanalo: Good Beasts

• Toa Replacements

• Who gave Onewa this power?

• What Mewing Should Mean

• Makuta’s Vore Moment

• Queering the Beam/Portal Dichotomy

• Everyone can build!

Discussion topics:

• This Podcast Can Drink
• The Huss Nasties
• Twin Peaks
• The Wrong Station Kraata Wall
• Murder Complex?
• Bionicle Touhous
• Firebending Dads
• Nausicaä Gets Dunked On Really Hard
• Whenua's Shapeshifter Anxieties
• Blurring the Definition of a Rahi
• Chatting About Rahkshi Design
• Filipino Psychology and the Bechdel Test
• Nokama’s Paranoia
• New York Lava Eels
• Whenua: Tumblrina?
• The Department of Universal Metru Efficiency
• Assassins’ Clue
• Nuju’s Conflict Avoidance
• The Podcast Briefly Becomes Haunted By a Liberal Academic
• Krahka’s Combiner Set Design
• Why Matoran Have Elements
• Vakama’s Terrible Convictions
• Krahka Internality
• Baby’s First Horror Sting
• Turaga Vakama Fumbles the Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson

Sorry that you can hear both of us clicking on our goddamn mice throughout this. Discussion topics:

• Alcohol LARPing
• Airplane Podcasting
• Bionicle In Louisiana
• We Address The Acadian Expulsion
• Why Vahki Have Bone In It
• The Existential Horror of Being a Teenager
• The Time Tunnel
• The Matoran Walk Into A Trap
• Turaga Frederick of Prussia-Koro
• Figuring Out What To Do With Adulthood
• WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR HOUSE
• Archimedes’ Conundrum
• Matoran Board Games
• “I’m Not Going To Shoot You For A Newbery Medal”
• Nuparu Bioengineering
• Offscreen Toxic Yuri
• The Metru Nui Social Ladder
• The Klingon Scientist Problem
• Rahkshi Recontextualization
• The Teenage Loneliness Tunnels
• Beth of the Author
• Trans-inclusive sports misogynist
• Teenager’s First Betrayal
• The Demon Zoo
• Mark Twain v. William of Baskerville
• Illusions Guy Matau
• Planning to Outwit Shapeshifters, Fair Folk, and Walruses
• Or All the Seas with Oysters
• The Sea Was Wet as Wet Could Be
• Elementary Translation
• Metru Nui Public Transit
• Nuju, Peacemaker By Grump
• A Surprise Girl That Will Help Us Later
• The Sub-Urbanites

• The One True Libertarian In All Canada
• Seatsafetyswitch (https://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/173031559253/detomaso-pantera-honourable-death-like-tim)
• Stealing The Copper Wiring From The Government
• The Hilbert Scrotum
• Metru Nui Recap Comics (https://www.tumblr.com/leroleroart/751391026366873600/depression-comic)
• Not The Best News The Toa Had Heard All Day
• Toa As Sudden Teenagers
• Through Vakama’s Eyes
• As You Know, The Legend of the Great Disks
• Protagonist-Centered Knowledge
• Cool Teen Mask Powers
• Closeted Vakama
• Matau Follows The Noble Eightfold Path
• Vakama’s Dalliance With The Morbuzakh
• Vahki Police Brutality
• Summary Comix
• The Rahi Bestiaries
• Metru Nui Archives Negligence Suit
• The Mystery of the Bionicles Lunchables Comics
• Vahki Don’t Know What Toa Are
• Onewa Police Brutality
• A Well-Drawn Morbuzakh
• A Shining Metru On A Hill
• Why Do Vahki Have Bone In It?
• The Lesbionicle Baby Education Tapes

Sorry Nausicaä sounds like shit again; laptop issues.

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