John's furniture levels up, we learn a little more about Dave's fucked up home life than any of us really wanted to, and mike and I get taught some important lessons on the mechanics of punch card alchemy, courtesy of Mike Caveny.

Ep.7: Let Me Tell You About Harry Anderson

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We're back! Someone wrote Mike a mean email asking where the next episode is and then he yelled at me to stop dicking around and put it up already. It turns out we are incredibly susceptible to bullying! This episode continues to dive into Rose's fledgling steps as a Seer of Light, while also introducing GallowsCallibrator, the troll Seer of Mind.

Ep 18: Let Me Tell You About Seers

After a, what, 6 month break? Dang. Anyway, Mike and I are back! John continues to explore the Land of Wind and Shade while Rose takes her first steps into a land of her own and Dave and Jade struggle through the opening parts of SBURB, and the Peregrine Mendicant executes the final stages of a time-twisting quest to recover John's birthday presents for him.

Ep 17: Let Me Tell You About Adventuring

Act 4 is upon us. Mike and I descend to the land beneath the clouds, a world soaked in oil, with the fireflies trapped in the overcast skies overhead and friendly salamanders glubbin' all over the place about their desecrated frog monuments. This is a land... IN NEED OF A HERO! But to ascend, we must first Descend. Also draw a picture of Charles Dutton.

Ep 16: Let Me Tell You About LOWAS


          
        

        

      
    
    
  



It's a double-sized episode this week as we dive into the webcomic-within-a-webcomic, The Midnight Crew! Mike and I boggle vacantly at their shenanigans as Spades Slick and his crew take on the nefarious Felt. Y'know, we never actually did see Lord English during any of that... Bahhhh I'm sure it's not important. Nothing that happened in this itnermission probably means anything actually. Music used in this episode: Jade Dragon from The Felt Livin' it Up from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Swing of the Clock from The Felt The theme from Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version) from Homestuck Vol. 5 Humphrey's Lullaby from The Felt Wacky Antics from Homestuck Vol. 6 Bye Bye Blues by Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong Sburban Jungle from Homestuck Vol. 1-4 Baroqueback Bowtier (Scratch's Lament) from The Felt Apocryphal Antithesis from The Felt Moonshine from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Octaroon Rangoon from Homestuck Vol. 5 Blue Noir from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E;) from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent Hollow Suit from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Carbon Nadsat/Cuestick Genius from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Frustracean from Homestuck Vol. 9 (not available for online streaming) Joker's Wild from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Litrichean Rioghail from The Wanderers Hearts Flush from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Omelette Sandwich from The Felt Trails from The Felt Ruins Rising from The Wanderers  English from The Felt Ante Matter from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Time Paradox from The Felt Cairo Overcoat from Homestuck Vol. 9 Hauntjelly from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Three in the Morning from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Variations from The Felt Dead Shuffle from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead Maplehoof's Adventure from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion (not available for online streaming) Let's All Rock the Heist from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion The Carnival from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion Elevatorstuck from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent Horsechestra from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent Scratch from The Felt The Deeper You Go from Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew by Eddie Morton

Ep 15: Let Me Tell You About The Midnight Crew

Mike and I return from a brief 2 week break to finish out Act 3. We did it you guys! THREE ACTS DOWN, THREE TO GO. THAT MEANS WE'RE HALFWAY DONE, RIGHT?

Ep.7: Let Me Tell You About Harry Anderson

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