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🎄🔥 LET THE ADVENT WARS BEGIN! 🔥🎄
Welcome to the ONLY Christmas-prep video brave enough to admit what the rest of the world won’t: Advent is basically a four-week battle campaign—and you are terribly outnumbered.

In this episode, I heroically attempt to celebrate Advent while dodging:

Rogue Christmas decorations that attack before Thanksgiving is even over

People who think Advent is just “Christmas Lite”

Grocery stores already playing Mariah Carey at full blast

That one coworker who won’t stop bragging about finishing Christmas shopping in July

My own internal chaos, which is frankly the most aggressive enemy combatant

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably wonder why I’m allowed near a camera unsupervised.
But most importantly, you’ll discover:
Advent isn’t about winning the war… it’s about surviving it with your faith and your sanity still attached.

🔥 Light a candle.
⚔️ Brace for impact.
🎄 And let the Advent Wars begin.

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