What happens when life starts shooting it's load at you? Yoiu duck it like the matrix and drop the freshest content you can provide! Slide in to these DMs! Teeb tells us tales of his early pornstar days in the Army. Somehow, we are back to discussing the do's and don'ts of jerk off etiquette. We're guessing that we NEED to go over this stuff. We talk about podcast beefs and how they could go. We toss ourselves in the frontlines to handle any podcast wars....against meat jelly salesmen? We discuss the new Chappelle special, Ryan Reynolds' Free Guy, and Many Saints...and how Teeb didn't watch ANY of them. Listen to Jabbo rant again...and again about "thick uncut cock"....why slavery wouldn't have been his thing...and tons of other adorable stuff...all set against the backdrop of a looming two year podaversary!