This is what happens when I'm gone for too long and the entire NHL goes totally bug-nuts.  Tropical Storm Kucherov ran amok all over the media, got sponsored by the beer he was drinking, and is still dragging the Montreal fanbase across a sterling silver, legendary name-embossed lightning bolt.  A tornado of trades rolled through the off-season trailer park and left my browser history a shambles.  I covered a few while I got a little post/pre-chorin' lit.  EXPANSION:  The opposite of what a mythical kraken would do to a galleon.  Ronny Franchise takes all your decent **** Wednesday, July 21st at 8pm.  Who goes?  Who doesn't?  Who took my last 'Gansett?  Me?  Yup.