Beth and Michael guess which of their two Norwegian Forest Cats is leaving sick on the floor. Portland, Oregon is a dystopia, yet still manages to remain environmentally friendly.  Beth and Michael can't be bothered to put any effort into holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries. Their 25th anniversary is tomorrow (Michael did the math). They will make extra fancy cappuccinos. Beth just realized as she is typing this that they are out of milk.  New banned word announced.