If you’re noticing Bella’s energy has a glow about it this episode, it’s because we have a big announcement on pod: Bella is single. Former crush era is over and we’re entering a new era, in more ways than one. Bella can just tell when someone is dykey from behind. If anyone knows someone who owns the world’s smallest dog named Mochi, please get in contact with us urgently. Ivana bravely reveals her new crush is DJ James Kennedy even though she previously called him a nasty little f-slur in DMs. The girls decide to have a Katie Maloney summer, where we only kinda say what we mean. And what we want. Ivana’s celebrity doppelgänger is not Noah Cyrus but…. maybe it is…. Huge pussy AND hemmroids? It’s part of life and guess what, it’s women’s health. 

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