Eagles’ fans – NFL fans – Miami Dolphins’ fans – there’s no NFL game today – so let me fill the void by providing this NFL flashback to Christmas Eve in 1972 – I’m living in Fort Lauderdale – the 14-0 Dolphins are playing a playoff game against the Browns at the Orange Bowl – but the game’s blacked out in our viewing area.

WTF? How are we going to see the game?

“No problem,” I say. “Let’s rent an airplane.”