cards?" sister Jesse asked sister Benedict.

"I thought you said you needed them

Wednesday," sister Benedict replied.

"Today is Wednesday."

"Today is Monday."

"I'm pretty sure it's Wednesday."

Sister Benedict looked at her calendar. It

said Monday. Sister Jesse looked at hers. It said Wednesday.

"One of us must be losing her mind," sister

Benedict mumbled.

"And it surely isn't me," sister Jesse

replied.”