Hey friends! Welcome to episode nine of your favorite podcast featuring two people you've never heard of! Speaking of Christmas demons, in this episode we briefly discuss Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, and Ari fulfilling Christmas dreams. After that, we drool over our newest crush, the anti-Santa with a hotter body and forked tongue, Krampus. Lastly, we serve you up a heaping helping of Missed Connections Theater with a side of bitch why haven't you subscribed yet.

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