In this episode, we mull over cars and how much vaseline dealerships need to get deals done, driving like a douche, writing off your lambo, the silicon lottery, Alexa in every house, and we live in a simulation. "If I had a 12 inch dick I'd show it off all the time." Living across the street from a bar, living in underground parking lots, getting trapped in elevators, how to load an airplane and getting refunds for delays, how Boeing is run by monkeys, CORONAVIRUS!!!111!, losing money on fights, and Mavis Beacon was the realest bitch.

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