Negative Oil Prices are amongst us! Free oil for everyone!

Chris D'Elia's special is solid.

Going between despair and desperation to full of ideas - that's how quarantine is going.

Skype is bad for interviews - We sound like robots and can't understand eachother, but you can understand us - see how that dynamic works out.

The FBI disconnects our calls because we're too edgy.

Is Austin Powers underrated or overrated? We don't know.

If you order from Cactus Club, you get to experience an optimal drug dealing experience.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO HASHBROWNS AT MCDONALD'S???

@Ballerbusters is a phenomenal account - follow that shit immediately. What's goin on with Grant Cardone?

Have you watched the Michael Jordan Netflix show? 10/10

Do you have a closer bond to television shows if you watch them over time versus binging? We think you are much more emotionally tied to the "over time" model - Therefore, you must watch Long and Hard every week!

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