Here's the podcast script for Luna Vega's Libra Astrology Bites:

Hey cosmic balancers! The universe is serving up some seriously sweet vibes today, and Libras, you are TOTALLY in the cosmic spotlight!

So listen up, because March 31st, 2025 is like a celestial smoothie of potential. Venus is doing this absolutely gorgeous dance through your communication sector, which means your charm meter is basically off the charts. Remember when Grandma Mabel used to say charm is like seasoning - a little goes a long way? Today, you're basically a spiritual salt bae.

Your morning moon ritual is all about creating harmony. Grab that Target vanilla candle - you know the one - and light it while doing three deep breaths. Imagine you're stirring cosmic energy like my famous Minnesota wild rice soup.

For your Cosmic Comfort Food, I'm prescribing a green smoothie with spinach, banana, and a tiny splash of honey. Why? Because Mercury's current position is asking you to balance your inner ecosystem, just like you balance those social scales of yours.

Your 5-Minute Fate Fixer is genius today. Take a white kitchen towel, fold it into thirds, and place it under your doormat. This is gonna redirect any wonky energy trying to mess with your zen. Trust me, it works better than my food truck's secret sauce.

Star-Crossed Snacks today? Taurus is your cosmic cuddle buddy - you'll have amazing collaborative energy. Scorpio? Maybe keep a little distance. Think spicy salsa versus comfort soup.

Your closing visualization: Picture yourself as a perfectly balanced scale, radiating confidence and grace. You've got this, Libra!

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