I finally started a new show just in case you miss me so much that you have to keep listening. It's called Lieutenant Chew, and it is available on iTunes!

It sounds like I'm crying, oops.

Listening over the audio before uploading was really sad.

Haha, if you can tell me how many times I said the word "honestly," I'll mention you in the next episode.

Not all of these are "disasters," but, as you will see, a lot of them are.

The main goal for this episode was to make it less awkward than the last one, and I most certainly did not succeed. I'm starting to wonder if it's permanent.

This episode was so unbelievably awkward, I am SO sorry.

This week, it's all about dumb internet challenges. Most of them are stupid, don't do them.

That word I kept saying was "immuring" in case that was confusing. There are lots of unscheduled water breaks and unnecessary laughter -- forgive me.

I spent 20 minutes telling my wall all about my favorite places to get pizza. Do not scorn me for my opinions or thou shalt be smitten.

Listening back over this, I realized how much I say "anyway" and "so," and I promise I will do my best to fix that. Please rate and review my show if you can, and be sure to leave likes and comments. Enjoy my story about spaghetti. [Insert nonexistent spaghetti emoji here]

Travis and I got really off subject a few times, but we still made it. This episode is also really long, oopsies.

Enjoy my rant of sorts about the notecards on my mirror