Reading body language and unpacking self-sabotage, because who doesn’t love to ruin their own life every now and then? Grab your snacks, it’s about to get awkward, hilarious, and uncomfortably relatable. Don’t worry, we’re all falling apart together.

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Isa dishes out the harsh truth about breaking no contact: Don’t do it. You’ll feel stupid and just feed his ego. She also gets real about how, if she were a man, she’d be bonerless because nothing turns her on.

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In this week’s episode, Isa dives into the importance of being comfortable with your own company. She reflects on how vital it is to focus on personal growth and self-love before diving into the world of dating. While dates can be fun, Isa shares that if you’re not feeling great about yourself or in a good mental space, jumping into relationships might not be the best move. After trying to date again following the end of her situationship, Isa opens up about how it wasn’t as exciting or fulfilling as she expected, reminding listeners that sometimes, being alone is the best way to rediscover yourself.

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So, what's new? Not much, just your girl unraveling in real time. Isa finally pulls the plug on the French guy—c'est fini—and let’s just say, she’s got some thoughts. Then, in a plot twist, she dives deep into the age-old debate: are platonic friendships or romantic relationships more important? Spoiler: platonic wins, even though sometimes they hurt more than a stubbed toe. Tune in for the vibes, the chaos, and maybe a few life lessons (but mostly just the vibes).

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Isa is surprisingly feeling the love this Valentine’s Day. She questions if boyfriends should ask their girlfriends to be their Valentine or if it’s a given. Plus, she spirals into a conversation about the trauma response of constantly wanting to start over and move on.

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Isa takes you through everything you need to know about clubbing and bar hopping in Paris—now that she’s spent 7 months mastering the art of the night out in the city. From the best spots to hit to insider tips, she’s got you covered. And of course, no Parisian night out story is complete without a wild anecdote—Isa spills the tea on a recent night where she stumbled into Fashion Week models and somehow ended up getting into exclusive clubs for free. You won’t want to miss this one!

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Isa dives deep into the oddly fulfilling art of being a B friend. You know, the one who’s there, in the background, silently cheering you on.

We lay out a list of reasons why being the background friend isn’t actually a curse. Spoiler: it might be more fun than being the main friend! But Isa had to spiral into a whole tangent about how some guy is definitely lowkey stalking her.

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Isa’s embracing change - aka she got nipple piercings because, duh, it’s an instant hotness upgrade. Welcome to the club.

Should you get them too? Probably, but let’s break it down. Meanwhile, she barely survived her death-trap Parisian apartment stairs, almost broke an elbow, and literally sliced her ass.

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Isa is full-on crashing out over her love life because her situationship ended... like, is it even over? Literally question mark.

Paris is supposed to be the city of love, but all it’s giving is emotional damage and overpriced coffee. Chaos, the delusions, and Isa trying to make sense of why boys in Paris are just as trash as boys everywhere else.

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This week, Isa goes all in on tarot readings and exposes the scam behind love readings - like, they’re just out here feeding our delusions and snatching our money. Period. Sure, it’s fun to believe, but let’s be real: no deck of cards is telling you when you’ll meet your soulmate.

Isa’s on a mission to break the spell (literally) and stop us all from spiraling over vague predictions. Tune in for the hot takes, the hard truths, and a little tough love.

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