Okay, so here’s the sitch: Luigi Mangione did murder a whole capitalist overlord, but like... why is he serving so hard while doing it?? Am I wrong for thinking he’s fine?

Meanwhile, in the we listen and we don’t judge safe zone—yes, i expose some dark and gross stuff, but I’m being my true, real self, and isn’t that supposed to be good? Like, isn’t it inspiring to just be yourself? And speaking of brain spirals, i'm here spiraling over how edits have me fully tricked into finding ugly-cute hot now. Like, brainwashed 101.

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Okay, buckle up, babes. This week’s episode is CHAOS™️. Isa’s life? Falling apart in real-time (again). She’s spiraling about whether she should stay in Paris and live her main character fantasy—or pack it all up, fly back home, and, like, commit to a soul-crushing 9-to-5. Is this adulthood or just emotional sabotage?

But wait, there’s more. Her close friendship? On the verge of shattering because of an Instagram "close friend" war. Yes, you read that right. An online fight has turned into real-life beef, and Isa is DONE with how social media is the villain of everyone’s story. Like, why do we even have Instagram anymore? Mark Zuckerberg, I’m looking at you.

Anyway, tune in to hear Isa unravel existential dread, friendship drama, and her questionable life choices, all while trying to decide if she’s Parisian enough to make this work. Spoiler: she’s not. It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, it’s Isa.

Grab a coffee, cry with her, or just scream into the void. It’s therapeutic either way.

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So, like, Isa is SO late to the “Hear Me Out Cake” trend, it’s actually kind of embarrassing? But of course, she couldn’t resist, because she just had to expose herself.

This week, she’s airing out her most mortifying crushes—like, we’re talking cartoon characters. DRAWINGS. Not real people. She explains why she likes them, and honestly, it’s a little concerning. Like... are we okay? Is she okay???

But the real question is: Will she get cancelled for her absolutely deranged taste? Will anyone agree with her? Or are we all just here to judge her? (Spoiler: we’re here to judge.)

🎧 Tune in for the mess. Bring snacks. Bring emotional support. We’re gonna need it.

Play the episode, or don’t, but like... you’re probably gonna want to after this.

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In this week’s Life With No Warning episode, things get... intense. We’re talking cigarette addictions (because why not?), the absolute betrayal of getting pimples in 2024 (really?), Paris snow that made us feel like our skin was melting off, and breaking news—Khalid is gay! Honestly, it’s a vibe. Tune in as we spiral, laugh, and pretend we have our lives together.

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In this week's episode, Isa gets real about her urge to constantly hit "reset" on her life. After moving to 8 countries, she reveals how her instinct to escape kicks in whenever things go off-track. From impulsive haircuts (that never quite work out) to needing a fresh start, Isa dives into how these patterns of self-sabotage play into her bigger fears. She also opens up about the struggle of cutting ties with someone she’s been seeing – someone who just doesn't make her feel good anymore – and how that fuels her desire to run away to somewhere new. If you’ve ever felt like packing it all up and starting over, this one's for you!

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After some intense Instagram detective work, Isa accidentally stumbles upon the ex-girlfriend of the guy she’s been talking to—and she is not happy about it. Cue Isa’s dramatic pivot: she’s officially done with men. In a frustrated rant, she declares she’s joining the B4 Movement—a celibacy club for women who are simply too tired to deal with men anymore. “No Men, No Problems” from now on, and she’s ready to live her best, man-free life.

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Isa talks about her tendency to unknowingly friendzone people and how she often misses cues when someone is flirting with her. She shares a story about going to a Halloween party with her sister, where they were the only ones dressed up, making them feel out of place. To make things more awkward, a random guy at the party assumed she was 16 and asked for her ID to confirm she was actually 23. Isa also discusses the hectic process of buying Tyler, the Creator tickets, which sold out in under five minutes—but she managed to secure hers.

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This week, Isa is joined by her sister, fresh off the plane in Paris for a visit. They dive into growing up chronically online from way too young - like, remember those old celebrity edits? Yeah, Moni used to make those...

The sisters also spill on their mom’s “magic” onion water cure (Isa may or may not have thrown up from it), and swap stories about pregnancy scares and laugh envy—yes, they both dream of that loud, unapologetic laugh you hear across a room. It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, and it's basically everything you'd expect from two sisters with a ton of shared internet trauma and a love for oversharing.

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Isa opens up about her deep emotions after hearing the devastating news of Liam Payne's passing, reflecting on her love for One Direction and its impact on her. But the mood quickly shifts as she recounts her wild Halloween Friday night in Paris — awkward metro rides while covered in fake blood, awkward stares (for celebrating a bit too early), and a night that spirals into mayhem: throwing up, barking at men, and dealing with some seriously creepy followers. Tune in for a raw, unfiltered, and emotional rollercoaster episode.

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Isa’s voice might be gone, but she’s got more drunk stories to say! In this episode, she talks about her all-night adventure in Paris - from bottles of wine to meeting strangers and staying up till 5 a.m. She also digs into why some great old words have fallen out of use.

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