This week, Isa spirals (again) — but like, cute-spiraling — about the eternal curse of growing up shy. She breaks down why outgoing people act like shy people are cryptids in the woods, and how being quiet doesn’t mean you’re plotting their downfall?? Spoiler: she’s literally just trying not to pass out from saying “hi.” Isa also has an existential friendship crisis (classic) and wonders if she’ll ever find her people or if she’s just doomed to be the mysterious background character forever. Vibes are sad girl hour meets accidental comedy. Tune in for the overshare.

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Barista Bae kissed her ONCE and now she’s swearing off love like it’s dairy.

Is Isa entering her celibate monk era or just in deep denial? Will she ever date, text back, or even make eye contact again?

Tune in for confusion, overanalysing, and a breakdown or two - probably.

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This week, Isa accidentally “flirts” her way into the barista’s Instagram and spirals into an existential crisis about dating again (love is dead but maybe iced oat lattes aren’t?).

We also talk about James Charles getting cancelled for the 73rd time, Evan Johnson rotting in jail where he BELONGS, and Kayla living her best, most feral free-woman life.

It’s chaos, it’s healing, it’s legally questionable—so basically, a perfect episode.

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Isa and her sister accidentally befriend a guy barista (?) and get roped into one of those random "questions about guys" TikTok videos filmed on the street (painfully awkward).

Also, casual announcement: MY SISTER IS MOVING TO PARIS?! We’re spiraling. Grab a coffee (or three) and cry-laugh with us.

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Isa and Monique discuss why Love Island is their roman empire and how a man can go from ‘he’s so hot omg’ to ‘this dude needs to shut the hell up’ in 0.2 seconds. Beauty fades, the ick is forever.

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In this week’s episode, Isa rants about how dressing like a little boy from 2003 doesn’t make her gay, and how people need to stop playing Fashion Police x Sexuality Detective.

Just because she moves her hands a certain way doesn’t mean she’s into your cousin, Karen. Mind your business. Let people wear what they want and be who they are - unless they’re wearing toe shoes. Then, judgment is allowed. STOP.

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Isa got a bone to pick with the universe - because why does NO ONE have a crush on her? And to make matters worse, she's in a battle of emotions with the ghost of a guy she cut out of her life... but for some reason, he still won't leave her head.

It's a whirlwind of frustration, self-reflection, and trying to move on from something that’s been haunting her thoughts.

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Reading body language and unpacking self-sabotage, because who doesn’t love to ruin their own life every now and then?

Grab your snacks, it’s about to get awkward, hilarious, and uncomfortably relatable. Don’t worry, we’re all falling apart together.

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Isa dishes out the harsh truth about breaking no contact: Don’t do it. You’ll feel stupid and just feed his ego.

She also gets real about how, if she were a man, she’d be bonerless because nothing turns her on.

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In this week’s episode, Isa dives into the importance of being comfortable with your own company. She reflects on how vital it is to focus on personal growth and self-love before diving into the world of dating.

While dates can be fun, Isa shares that if you’re not feeling great about yourself or in a good mental space, jumping into relationships might not be the best move.

After trying to date again following the end of her situationship, Isa opens up about how it wasn’t as exciting or fulfilling as she expected, reminding listeners that sometimes, being alone is the best way to rediscover yourself.

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