Robert is private. Handheld fans are trending. Chaney’s type is magicians, but they still can’t work their magic and make Robert watch The Ultimatum. Robert tells of another illegal kiss, and Chaney leaves Mindy Kaling in the dust. Chappell Roan posts an ass pic. Chaney makes Marc Maron a lucky guy. Robert has no job, but it’s okay because Chaney has a credit card.