Well. In what may be our most inappropriate episode ever, we ask (and answer) questions like "Is it too early to put up Christmas decorations?" "Should babies be circumcised?" Is it okay to masturbate with mayonnaise?" "What is the difference between a Brazilian and Nazi wax?" "Why should you never put a bicycle pump in your rectum?" "What is the definition of sex?" and "What is being unfaithful?" We're not sure what to say other than we're really, really sorry.