Brooke and Katie reunite IN PERSON for the first time since ONE of us had COVID-19. We talk about feet culture, the horror of getting stretch marks in middle school, BTS’ bellybuttons, and the Wish test cruise being canceled. We also discuss restaurant and line cook culture, the line cook/elf prince/depressed dad Venn diagram, and where BTS fits into the diagram. We also talk about what roles One Direction would have if they worked in a restaurant, and what roles One Direction and BTS would have if they participated in the Diz Knee College Program. For our NTBABBs we talk about old men who are “just messing with you,” and people our age dating people with kids and playing stepmom on social media.