Strap in — today’s episode of The Morning Mosh Pit is loaded with insanity, internet debates, and near-death rockstar moments:

🎸 ROCK REPORT

• Linkin Park’s new live show is blowing fans away — we’ve got the full playlist and surprise stage effects.
• Maynard James Keenan (Tool) was almost buried alive during a video shoot. Yep, for real. Who approved that?

🐻 BAD NEWS BEARS

• Weekend fallout, Chicago chaos, and weird crime headlines. This one involves a stolen Portillo’s truck and a guy in a Batman mask. (Probably.)

🧠 NERD NEWS w/ Marris

• The geek squad rises: comics, space tech, and the newest wearable that reads your mood? Creepy or cool?

🦍 100 MEN VS. 1 GORILLA?

• The internet’s dumbest debate just won’t die. Could they do it? 

⛪ POPE PICKS!

• We each pick our “horse” (AKA our long-shot prediction) for who’s gonna win this weekend — in sports, life, or the chaos economy.