And we're off! 6 quickfire jokes in a minute! In this first episode of The Pun Jab, Pete's jokes include ones on dad, tofu and theft. He also dusts off his Long John Silver impression. It's time for a laugh - now more than ever.

My father has the heart of a lion. Plus a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Shall I tell you a truly delicious tofu recipe? Chuck it in the bin and fry a steak!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.

I've just written a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a (w)rap.