Dust off your New Years Resolutions because we're getting  bit of a late start on ours. Whether you want to do a one off dance routine for a school talent show or start your own branded form of currency, all ideas for self improvement are welcome with us! Unfortunately we accidentally ruined The Simpsons for ourselves in this episode as we realized that most of the family's problems could be solved by addressing Homer's crippling Alcoholism that goes completely ignored. Most importantly, your child wouldn't actually love owning a pony; she just loves the IDEA of owning a pony. There's so much poop to shovel...