CAN I GET A WITNESS? Join LaRue and Randolf for their first listener testimonies episode as they read real cult and extreme religion stories from real listeners. 

This episode's This Week in Jesus, brought to you by too much sangria, covers a mysteriously damp statue of Jesus and some real bullshit homophobia going on at a Christian elementary school in Oklahoma. Is the Jesus statue spewing holy water? Is the Christian school going to stop being the way it is? Nope!  

Then in UGH! Jesus Christ! LaRue and Randolf learn what listeners were told in their culty pasts as well as what LaRue might still think about dinosaurs. 

Special shoutout to our girl Katie for contributing lots of fun tales to this episode. Follow her ex-Christian-now-very-gay adventures at @ex_goodgirl in Instagram.