Johnny, Johnny, yes, Papa? Doing surveillance? No, Papa! Alicia offers the perks of not being a wallflower. Jay dips into the holiday paint. Cristaly leads us to a triple-A hit. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Every Day Can't Be Christmas" from Elmo Saves Christmas and "Stories" from Beauty and the Beast 2. CONTENT WARNING: The concept of the Grinch fucking, discussion of surveillance culture, urine mention.