In yet another example of conservatives only caring about people before they become people... A woman in Oklahoma is sentenced by a jury to four years in prison for having a miscarriage. Matt Gaetz is in big trouble. Charlotte ditches Wall Street for Bitcoin, Mandi ditches her paycheck for a bet on a football game. We give you the deets on Omega Mart Las Vegas (no spoilers) and our Executive Genius Creative Director reminds us of that time that Mandi made a REALLY BAD DECISION involving a couple of super-shady mechanics/pizza dudes.