Sitcom themes! Slide guitars! What is a blackjack, and should you carry one just in case? We’re back to discuss our favorite armed robbers who have almost made it to the top (of the bottom). All to prove that the family that does crime together stays together, in pop music and on 30 ROCK. Honorable mentions: Jeff Lynne’s producer’s touch, Dostoevsky’s take on moral superiority, and Cruella de Vil’s choice of henchmen.