We're in a mysterious unknown country this week to hear a tale of fairy factions, lusty mermen, and helpful animals. When the fairies come for Mutinosa, she's quick to throw her daughter Graziella under the bus. Graziella is stuck in a tower for years before some princes finally come a-rescuin'. But Graziella's picky—she won't marry just any slouch. Join us for an epic story worthy of a big-budget film trilogy.

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