LITTLE JOEY... NICKELS AND DIMES - Little Joey is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Joey his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Joey always takes the nickel.One day, after Joey takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Joey, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"Joey grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"