After both preliminary finals stank as contests, Rich, Muzz and the Bone fire up about 'Teflon' Kenny and his Power chokers, 'Wild Man' Scotty and his pot-committed Cats, Bevo's post-match vitriol, a MAMMOTH Trac Watch, a gobsmacking Gawn, unsung Doggies heroes, scorched earths, Carlton's uninspiring coaching options, finals trauma and, rather enjoyably, Collingwood's ongoing draft night trauma.