Another lovely day in the apocalypse, and the US government has still shut down giant chunks of the economy. We go over our brave representative Thomas Massie and his unpopular stand against due process and pork barrel spending in the latest stimulus bill. We also cover the designation of some businesses as "non-essential" in New Hampshire while the governor puts out a call for more hires for the state liquor stores, and meanwhile calls the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy "essential" as real-world businesses are forced to shut down.