Hiya! Welcome to the 30th episode of Travis & John on the Internet! This week we encourage you to shave your balls with the Turf Chopper 3.0 from Smooth My Balls and we have provided a link and discount code below! Great! Now that you have freshly shorn nuts, we can read off a list of items that you shouldn't put inside of you unless of course that item is a baby shoe in which case yeah, totally. Anyway, we also share with you a little taste of true crime and why you should never trust anyone on the Internet except for us. Finishing up the episode, we read a noteworthy missed connection we found on Craigslist then follow it up with Missed Connections Theater!

As promised, below is the link for your new favorite ball shaver. Use the discount code travisandjohn at checkout and enjoy 15% off your order as well as the smoothest balls you'll wish you could put in your own mouth.

Smooth Balls Now!
Smooth Balls Now!
Smooth Balls Now!

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