Back with the usual mix of top tunes and questionable drunken chat but this week with a Valentine's theme.

All tracks have either love in the title or the name of the producer or are related to romance or love in some way.

After searching for a few days it's amazing just how may dance tracks this includes, so much so that even after running over by an hour and a half I was still not halfway through them all, part two anybody?

My trusty sidekick Claire decided to have a week off the drink so it was left to me to batter the gin alone and rant Cyril Sneer style.

three and half hours of house, tech house, rave, old skool, vocal house, disco, club classics and 80's remixes, all tied together with random stories or comical piss taking, all in jest.

Enjoy.