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Ep. 150 – Lobster Heist, McRib Truth Bombs & Pentagon Pizza Signals
This episode is pure internet meets the absurd. We dive into the most chaotic headlines and theories you didn’t know you needed:
McDonald’s McRib Class Action Lawsuit
People are suing McDonald’s claiming its iconic McRib sandwich doesn’t actually contain pork rib meat—despite the name and rib-shaped patty suggesting otherwise. The suit alleges the sandwich is made from a mix of restructured pork cuts like shoulder, heart, tripe, and stomach, designed to mimic ribs and mislead customers. McDonald’s denies the claims, insisting the McRib is made with 100% pork and that its labeling isn’t deceptive.
People.com
Then we take a hard left into the deep end:
Anonymous Crypto Gambler Wins Big After Venezuelan Operation
Some mystery bettor turned a huge profit on a prediction market by correctly forecasting the capture of Nicolás Maduro—raising eyebrows about timing and possible insider vibes.
Pentagon Pizza Surge = Political Forecasting?
We explore the theory that a spike in pizza orders near the Pentagon might have been the real early signal of the Venezuela operation—because apparently pizza delivery is more trustworthy than the evening news.
Stop Sending Butt Plugs to Bahrain
Yes, this is a real-ish headline. We unpack what’s going on with weird international mail drama and why someone had to say it.
Toronto Sex Store & the U.S. Department of War Letters
We cover bizarre correspondence between a sex shop and a U.S. agency (reported as the “Department of War” in the memo somebody definitely photocopied too hard), and how drones found a dog on a turnpike in the most random rescue tale imaginable.
Germany Losing Its Freshwater Surfing Spots
Climate change is hitting Europe’s weirdest hobby: freshwater surfing. Spots that once had perfect waves are fading fast.
The 450M Lobster Heist
And yeah, we round it out with the 450 million lobster theft story—because if you're gonna quit reality, you might as well go full seafood heist.
Smash subscribe before someone steals your lunch, and drop a comment if you think your burger might be plotting against you.
Click the link below to explore more!
https://bit.ly/m/Dayout
By Justin PickrellEp. 150 – Lobster Heist, McRib Truth Bombs & Pentagon Pizza Signals
This episode is pure internet meets the absurd. We dive into the most chaotic headlines and theories you didn’t know you needed:
McDonald’s McRib Class Action Lawsuit
People are suing McDonald’s claiming its iconic McRib sandwich doesn’t actually contain pork rib meat—despite the name and rib-shaped patty suggesting otherwise. The suit alleges the sandwich is made from a mix of restructured pork cuts like shoulder, heart, tripe, and stomach, designed to mimic ribs and mislead customers. McDonald’s denies the claims, insisting the McRib is made with 100% pork and that its labeling isn’t deceptive.
People.com
Then we take a hard left into the deep end:
Anonymous Crypto Gambler Wins Big After Venezuelan Operation
Some mystery bettor turned a huge profit on a prediction market by correctly forecasting the capture of Nicolás Maduro—raising eyebrows about timing and possible insider vibes.
Pentagon Pizza Surge = Political Forecasting?
We explore the theory that a spike in pizza orders near the Pentagon might have been the real early signal of the Venezuela operation—because apparently pizza delivery is more trustworthy than the evening news.
Stop Sending Butt Plugs to Bahrain
Yes, this is a real-ish headline. We unpack what’s going on with weird international mail drama and why someone had to say it.
Toronto Sex Store & the U.S. Department of War Letters
We cover bizarre correspondence between a sex shop and a U.S. agency (reported as the “Department of War” in the memo somebody definitely photocopied too hard), and how drones found a dog on a turnpike in the most random rescue tale imaginable.
Germany Losing Its Freshwater Surfing Spots
Climate change is hitting Europe’s weirdest hobby: freshwater surfing. Spots that once had perfect waves are fading fast.
The 450M Lobster Heist
And yeah, we round it out with the 450 million lobster theft story—because if you're gonna quit reality, you might as well go full seafood heist.
Smash subscribe before someone steals your lunch, and drop a comment if you think your burger might be plotting against you.
Click the link below to explore more!
https://bit.ly/m/Dayout