Lindsay and Josiah discuss mascots and mini-marts in Hatching Pete! 

Jesse is out of town to do the description.  Why don't you look it up yourself, ya filthy varmint?!

Lindsay and Josiah discuss parallel universes and Disney Channel in this episode of the DCOM Dimension!  

Do you like sports movies?  Do you like watching and underdog-team defy the odds and win the championship?  Do you like sports that don't end in a tie?!  Then you should avoid this movie.  Just sit back, and be entertained by two naive guys who thought this would be fun.  Trust us, we're what you call "Local Media Experts."

"Starring as sisters Emma and Sam Stanton, the girls trade secrets, clothes, and now...they're trading places!  While tomboy Sam is a star athlete, stylish Emma prefers the sports of fashion and dating.  So, when a soccer tournament lands them on mismatched teams, they do some fancy footwork to switch places and outsmart the league.  Clever schemes, hilarious mix-ups and nonstop action are all a part of the game.  but when chaos kicks in both on and off the field, Mary-Kate and Ashley team up for an all-new adventure!"

"This movie made me question my own mortality and mostly my sanity.  I'll never watch it again.  And I married one of the stars of Spice World!"  

-David Beckham, probably

Lindsay and Josiah forget all the characters names, rant about Suite Life, and the podcast descends into madness on this episode of the DCOM Dimension 

Josiah and Jesse dive in to easily the weirdest of the Olsen-twin filmography.  With real magic, twins with identity crises, and a coven that is hell-bent on murdering children.  Yep, it's one of those movies.  Buckle up y'all.

Make way for spells, witches, wizards and adventure!  It's Halloween, the scariest, most fun event of fall.  But for Lynn and Kelly Farmer, something scarier could happen.  A slump in the family business means the Farmers will lose their home - unless the spirited twins find a way to save it!  It's trick AND treat with remarkable real-life sisters Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen portraying the Farmer sisters in this heartwarming spooktacular.  The trick:  Aunt Sophia (Cloris Leachman), the Farmers' lone hope for a loan, is trapped inside an eerie neverland by her evil witch of a twin, Aunt Agatha (also Leachman).  The treat:  watching the girls turn the tables on Agatha by snatching her magical moonstone power source!  Enjoy more excitement than you can shake a wand at, as the Farmers team up with a carefree hobo (Meschach Taylor) and other allies to break the spell on Aunt Sophia.  So abracadabra, don't delay, load the disc, then push "play" for the most fantasmagical fun since Alice went to Wonderland and Dorothy went to Oz!

...Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on earth?

Lindsay and Josiah talk baseball and culinary arts in Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff!

Josiah and Jesse hop across the pond to check out "Winning London."  From the United Nations and foreign policy to music and romance, the boys talk about the highs and lows.  Josiah tries to create his own Suicide Squad from every Mary-Kate and Ashley movie they've done so far, while Jesse tries deals with the reality that history is written by the victors.

"Mary-Kate and Ashley get the royal treatment taking on the world in this exciting British adventure. They jet to London to represent their high school at an international competition of Model United Nations, and have the time of their lives as they enjoy the thrill of competition and take in the sights of London by day and by night. Mary-Kate and Ashley are out on the town visiting the landmarks, wearing the hippest fashions, hanging out with the cutest guys and dancing at the hottest clubs. Winning minds. Winning hearts. Winning London."

Halfway through.  How many more of these can we take...

Lindsay and Josiah discuss all things Cheetah Girls in this episode of the DCOM Dimension! It's Cheetahlicious!

Josiah and Jesse suffer through nobody's favorite Mary-Kate and Ashley film.  They discuss vandalism, inappropriate relationships, and the band Chickenfoot.  This episode truly has it all!  What was "Dubya" doin in 98?  And did Josiah pay attention enough to pass Jesse's quiz?  Listen now!

"When these two sisters team up to find a new love for their newly single Dad, it's a fun-loving, eye-catching California adventure gone wild.  Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen star in this fabulously funny love-struck comedy filled with crazy schemes and cool surprises.  Determined to find their Dad, Max, a new love, the girls paint a personal ad on a giant billboard in the heart of Hollywood.  After a few disastrous dates, Max finally meets Brooke and it's love at first sight.  There's just one hitch, her unruly skateboarding son is the girls' arch-rival.  Now, with the girls plotting every action-packed step of the way, they've got to find out if love really does conquer all.

Full of outrageous events, mixed-up matches and lots of laughs, Billboard Dad tops the charts as Mary-Kate and Ashley's coolest mischief-making adventure ever!"

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