Justin Nickels stops by for a chat with the boys about Lost On Lost's first John Locke episode. What do they talk about? What DON'T they talk about! Wigs, fake rain, funerals, criminal aliases, picnics, and more. No topic is off limits in a powerhouse episode of LoL about a powerhouse episode of LOST.

We also get some answers to some classic recurring LoL questions like: Is Jack good at everything? Is Sawyer racist? Does JP hate Claire? IS THERE A LOOP (subquestion) IS HURLEY IN IT?

It's "Locke"down, the first in a back-to-back Locke-a-thon!