Finally got my piña colada the other day, along with alla the seafood I would have had in Miami had we gone. It wasn't ideal but it was something.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - Someone that believes in himself

I was supposed to be in Miami this week. Instead, I met up with a Frenemy and my old buddy, Paul, among others.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - So Far, So Fast

I told my son that I'd always come back for him. Except, first, I had to fix my internet and that meant ripping cable off the wall.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - You bet your sweet...

My son was only home for a few days and I didn't get to do most of the things I wanted to do with him. But it was better than nuthin. And he sang to me to boot.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - You realize it's my birthday

My Halloween was nothing like I thought it would be. Which makes sense, because nothing is ever like I thought it would be.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - Right. Our home.

There's this billionaire and almost billionaire that you'll recognize once I tell you about them, but they only got to be that way because they didn't want to be good at what they did.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - You get to decide

Did I ever tell you that it was my cousin Ras that introduced me to Mouse? I figured I should just tell you.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - The Shot Queen

What do rent regulation and Trump's border wall have in common? They were both meant to solve a completely different problem than people think. And neither works.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - The unexamined life

I never touch Alison's keys. I suppose I should, someday. Not yet, though.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - All the Wrong Ghosts

You can tell if an animal is a predator or prey, depending on where its eyes are.

From: On (or Close to) Schedule - A Kettle of Hawks