Wish Wish, double-dish, Petey makes my stomach sick! Oh no, there I go, here’s some things you ought to know!

One, two, three, jump!

There was some..Buttigieg Canadian bread price fix-ing!

Jumpin in the water but it’s lead, no sip-ping!

Got a baby dropped him on his head, no trip-ping!

So how many twist-ing jumps can ya get?

One, two, three, four!

[Tempo Increase]

There was some...Buttigieg Canadian bread, price fix-ing!

Gotta pay the Doctor or he’s dead, no risk-ing!

Selling off the springies in ya bed, no fix-ing!

So how many twist-ing jumps can ya get?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

[Tempo Increase]

There was some...Buttigieg Canadian bread price fix-ing!

Got a motto keep the baby fed, no skimp-ing!

Dolla’s into bottles for ya meds, no sip-ping!

So how many twist-ing jumps can you get?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!!!

Topics discussed on today's episode include:

Who Sharted?, Celeb News Ride Home, LOL, Hocus Pocus Sequel, Chip Beef Squashed!, Lin-mp Biscuit, FappytheLOADElf, Breaking Dog News(don’t press paws), Who’s Running: Boris, Buttigieg, Biden and Away!

Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Wednesday 12/11/19 - VOD link for this episode here:

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/520056168

Check out the Celeb News Ride Home Podcast, hosted by Cait! https://www.ridehome.info/podcast/celeb-news-ride-home/

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